QUEBEQUISTAN.COM

le FLQ Republique du Quebequistan

QUEBEQUISTAN

Quebequistan.com will be a collection of real
stories and events as experienced by the people
of that "other" country, Canada.

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Tales from that "other" country, CANADA,

TYPICAL ENCOUNTER :
My relative, a student at Queens University
("QUEEN" honours the Queen of England,
the BRITISH Monarch), located in Kingston (city),
Ontario (province), Canada, (country), encountered
an interesting in-your-face example of a typical
"Canadian" brush with
la FLQ Federation du Quebequistan.
This student's car had ski racks on the roof,
a large Student campus Parking sticker on
the front window, and of course, a FRONT
licence plate on the front bumper. This is
an important detail, since "le cars" in
le FLQ Republique du Quebequistan, do NOT
have any licence plates on the front, so
that anyone looking down the highway
can spot a Canadian car, from a mile
away, . . . literally!

During March break, the ski resorts in
Quebequistan actively advertize ski
packages to students in "Canada", eager
for one last cash grab before the snow
melts, thus, the scenic, winding roads
leading to the picturesque hills, are
dotted with cars, all packed with typical
students, with skis on the roof, and
with clearly visible, white, reflective,
"Canadian" licences, with large blue
lettering, indicating "foreign", "alien",
"tresspassers", on FRENCH ONLY soil.

Enter, stage left, the glowing pinnacle
of Francophone Soverenty, le
QPP GESTAPO, the modern equivalent
of Charlie Chaplin's Keystone Cops --
the front line of defence of all things "Francais"!

The weekend traffic was steady, on the
two-lane, winding road, so that all vehicles
necessarily travelled the same speed --
there was simply no opportunity to pass.
No problem, the traffic moved briskly
and predictably, on a nice, sunny, wintery day.

Ah, ... but wait .. victims approacheth the
ever vigilant perch of the QPP GESTAPO,
and with sirens blasting, and lights flashing; -
that damned "rosbif" SHALL be hand-picked
and separated from the long line of cars -
which are all travelling the identical speed. . .

    Once pulled to the side of the road, the
QPP GESTAPO prepares his standard
intimidation routine -- speak quickly in
Quebequios to a car full of English-only,
young, inexperienced, students, with the
goal of reducing them into a snivelling
pile of wimps.
    However, on THIS day, while, yes, the
car had the beaming "Canadian" licence
on the front, and, yes, it was filled with
young students, and yes, there were skis
on the roofrack, -- THIS DAY would be full
of surprises. . .
     As the QPP GESTAPO started his "joual",
"le hamburger", "patois", rant, in the perfect
elocution of all patriots of le FLQ Republique
du Quebequistan, the unthinkable happened.
The driver, an International student, from
PARIS, FRANCE, asked le GESTAPO QPP, in
perfect, Parisian , FRENCH, to please repeat
the rant, because, as real FRENCH speaking
people say, " Je ne comprende pas".
"I do not understand"-- and who, in their right
mind, would or could, understand?    Forget
the University-class English students, who
were supposed to be bewildered by the
rapid-fire Quebequois, the true, FRENCH
speaking student from Paris, could not
understand anything. And even HE, spoke
perfect English!
Note that the English speaking relative
of mine, not only spoke well-educated,
University-class "Canadian" English, but,
spoke with slight
British accent, handed down from a
parent who was born in Jolly ole' England. . .
    So in a confusing dialogue of QPP
GESTAPOish-to-Parisian French, the
GESTAPO chose to drop "le hamburger"
completely, since, faced with REAL French,
he could not communicate at all. Period.
And thus starts the next Keystone Cop
moment, . . . ( too bad no one captured
this on a cell phone! The YouTube video
would go viral, locally, Continentally,
Internationally,
Planet-Wide, out to the Space Station,
Solar-System Wide, Galaxy Wide, and
soon UFO's would be crashing, as Aliens
lost control in fits of laughter. . . )
     So le GESTAPO QPP tries to speak only
ENGLISH, which is the "English" needed
for all "Bi-Lingual" Government workers, to
successfully get high-paying, power-weilding,
Federal Government job positions in
the " other," country, "CANADA".
Dair R Tree Tings whatz ya gotta no.
After 25 minutes of wretched communication,
the Frenchman from Paris, finally figures out
that, while travelling in a line of cars all
going the same speed, HE was speeding,
and he accepted the ticket from the
QPP GESTAPO.
     He looked at the ticket, which thankfully,
was actually PRINTED in readable French,
and took out his wallet to pay the speeding
fine -- as is the correct FRENCH procedure
in PARIS, FRANCE.
     Well, here we go again, le QPP GESTAPO
immediately goes off on a rant about, get
this -- - - bribing a police officer -   - -
and thus continues a long dialogue in
"Anglais" (remember da tree tings)
educating le GESTAPO about everyday
"FRENCH" customs in PARIS, FRANCE, . . .
So . . . . .   if you are ever at a cafe in beautiful
Paris, overlooking the Eiffel Tower, while
sharing a nice bottle of wine, and mention
"QUEBEQUE French", do not be surprised by
the outburst of laughter.
     le FLQ Republique du Quebequistan
strikes again. Can't speak French or
English, both, at the same time!
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vive le QUEBEQUE libre, bunchez gooder !
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TO COME:
The construction worker who crosses over
the sacred border, from CANADA into
QUEBEQUISTAN and has the QPP GESTAPO
seize his truck and tools, while, at the
same moment, 8,263 QUEBEQUISTAN
citizens are listed as working all across
Canada, and thousands more happily working,
but "unlisted".

MORE TO COME :

The Federal Department of Immigration
for all of Canada, except le FLQ Republique
du Quebequistan, that has its own, separate,
immigration.

MORE :

The Federal Tranfere "Equalization" payments,
initially started to assist tiny, single-industry
provinces, like Prince Edward Island, -- now,
all Federal payments to all Provinces and all
Territories, ADDED UP, is LESS, than the
payment to . . . Quebequistan!

LOTS MORE TO FOLLOW!     UNBELIEVABLE!

QUOTE ME              I dare you.
   meez dun Bin learnded englandish
         Hole bunchez gooder,
(hand this sentence in to your
ENGLISH teacher for correction!)
You will need a BLUE marker to circle the correct
grammar, punctuation, and spelling, and a RED
MAPLE LEAF marker to put a RED "X" through
all incorrect spelling, punctuation, and grammar.
HINT : the Blue Marker is a complete waste of your
your time, and is totally USELESS . . . .

     robin dusty graves
(( Ironically, any English speaking person would
   know exactly what you MEAN ! - even though
   every single word is incorrect ! ))
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registrant   :      Robin Dusty Graves
registrant address    :
207 Bank Street Unit 206
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada,
          K2P 2N2
   registrant phone     :
     1-(780) - 807 - 0217
    also    1-(613)-717-2777
   registrant email     :
   After 3 recent forced changes of email,
    finally, and who knows for how long ,
     my NEW email is
        robindustygravz@gmail.com
                   (March 2019 )
    old # 4 :
     rockin.robin.dusty.graves@gmail.com
   (OLD )    robindustygraves@gmail.com
        (temporarily not used )
     ( Thieves here in lovely OTTAWA,
   have stolen both my desktop computers,
      and GMAIL, after 5 years of REPORTING
       " THERE DO NOT APPEAR TO BE
   ANY OPEN SESSIONS" , reported on each
     log -in, for over 6 months, ONLY :
    "DO YOU WISH TO CLOSE ALL OTHER
    OPEN SESSIONS"
( What open sessions? ? ?! )
     registrant websites :
     robindustygraves.com
     robindustygravz.com
     dustygraves.com
     robindusty.com
     robin-dusty-graves.com
     kidbots.com
     kidbotz.com
     gravitationalresearch.com
     gravitational-research.com
     helwychz.com
     psychomobz.com
     BandEcrooks.com
     b-and-e-crooks.com
     bandecrookslocksmith.com
     b-and-e-crooks-locksmith.com
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BURNING WATER INSTEAD OF GAS
http://kidbots.com/WEBADD/HYDROGEN_FUEL/HYDROGEN_FUEL.html

COMPARING DINOSAURS, FEMALES, COLOURS,
EYESIGHT
kidbots.com/WEBADD/INVENTIONS/
BIRD_BRAINZ.html

A BRIEF LOOK AT GRAVITY AND PHYSICS,
NOW THAT STRING THEORY CHANGES
EVERYTHING
gravitationalresearch.com

THE Z22_PALM_PILOT AND HOW TO
MAINTAIN IT AS A PASSWORD KEEPER
kidbots.com/WEBADD/Z22_PALM_PILOT/Z22_PALM_PILOT.html
have fun

robin dusty graves
robindustygraves

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   ABOUT "INVENTIONS"
As usual, I am stuck in "CANADA",
the great white North, where
every factory I have known has
shut down... Recent Government/
Corporate policies, have every
scrap of technology shutting down,
and being boxed up for shipping
to CHINA, where the same
"unprofitable" factory, is running
tripple shifts! Canada is
becoming a " 3rd World " country,
if it does not already
deserve that status .... ANY product
"could" be made here, but
the few remaining Engineering and
Machining Corporations are
back-logged and ridiculously expensive.
WAY, way, back in 1985,
a group of us tried to make, and
market a small plastic
automobile device. The quote for
the empty BOX, with colourful
printing, and a clear plastic display
window, here in Canada was
over $6.00, The plastic injection
mold halves were $60,000 with
a 6 month turnover... If there were
any adjustments needed on
the molds, it would be another 6
months, and cost 10's of thousands...
We sent a prototype ( an early version,
complete with many known flaws! )
to HONG KONG, and the quote
was $500 for the machine molds
and 5 weeks. Adjustments were
FREE, and made in a week or two...!
We got bogged down with world
wide PATENTS, and to our dismay
and amusement, we discovered
our 'prototype' in novelty stores,
only a few months later, shipped
from Hong Kong, with the address
of a company in Great Britain!
(SEE the upcoming, VANCOUVER THIEVES ! ,
which will be a huge folder when
finished..) It was copied exactly
as we sent it - complete with flaws!...
In a colourful box with a cellophane
window... For about the price
of the empty box in Canada!

Oh Canada!

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A SIMPLE EFIE?
My SOLUTION to over-complicated, over-expensive
OXYGEN SENSOR ADJUSTERS !
SIMPLE_EFIE
http://www.fuelly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8767

PERMANENT, FIXED, FIREWORKS DISPLAY
PERMANENT_FIREWORKS
http://www.kidbots.com/WEBADD/VANCOUVER_LIGHTS/
VANCOUVER_LIGHTS.html

ATI SMBus COMPUTER CHIP DRIVER
the missing ATI SMBus driver that thousands of
people look for
ATI_SMBUS
http://members.driverguide.com/driver/detail.php?driverid=1373714

COFFEE - all about different COFFEE MAKERS and Products I use
COFFEE
http://www.kidbots.com/WEBADD/COFFEE/COFFEE.html

OVERHEATING PROBLEMS WITH A TYPICAL LAPTOP repair
ANSWERS.YAHOO.COM
LAPTOP_REPAIR
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101206171958AAelVQt

When the Books of the Bible were Chosen
BOOKS_OF_BIBLE
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_picks_how_books_in_bible

My Blackberry 9300 Review on my KIDBOTS.COM website
BLACKBERRY_9300_KIDBOTS
http://kidbots.com/WEBADD/BLACKBERRY_9300_REVIEW/
BB_9300_REVIEW.html

THE ORIGINS OF MAN ( HUMANS ) ON EARTH
ORIGIN_OF_MANKIND
http://kidbots.com/WEBADD/VARIOUS/MICHAEL_TELLINGER/
MICHAEL_TELLINGER.html

THE ORIGINS OF CHRISTIANITY
ORIGIN_OF_CHRISTIANITY
http://kidbots.com/WEBADD/VARIOUS/MARYAM/MARYAM.html

1965_WIND_UP_GEIGER_COUNTER
65_WIND_UP_GIEGER
http://kidbots.com/WEBADD/WALTER_J_WOYTOWICH.html

DND_KEY_LOCK
A look at typical HOME security and
some solutions
DND_KEY_LOCK
http://www.kidbots.com/WEBADD/INVENTIONS/DND_KEY_LOCK/DND_KEY_LOCK.html

MAINTAINING AND REPAIRING AND INTERFACING THE
PALM PILOT Z22

PALM PILOT Z22 MAINTENANCE and INTERFACE

http://www.kidbots.com/WEBADD/Z22_PALM_PILOT/Z22_PALM_PILOT.html

----------REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE-- kidbots.com ------

     AMAZON HDE CAMERA AND MONITOR REVIEW
How to SET UP , USE , INSTALL, MODIFY, and Maintain
the HDE MINI SPY NANNY CAMERA WITH 3.5 INCH MONITOR
   From AMAZON.COM. TIPS on where, and how to INSTALL,
   and TUNE, AND add a RECORDER, etc.
http://kidbots.com/WEBADD/VARIOUS/REVIEW/AMAZON_CAMERA/AMAZON_CAMERA_REVIEW.html


     NEW : FEBRUARY, 2019

     DELIBERATELY MANUFACTURED Flaws,
   Hidden Back-Doors, Secret Master Keys,
    Defects, etc., in ALL typical locks sold in
     North America.

     B-AND-E-CROOKS.COM


     kidbots.com/GOOGLE/
     kidbots.com/GOOGLE/
     kidbots.com/GOOGLE/ is a page about
     one of my first ROBOT models, used to interface
     to a typical (in order of manufacture)
     8086, 8088, 80186, 80188, 80286, 80386
    type of computer that was thrown out by
    the millions. GOOGLE was very simply designed
    with few parts, and few wired connections,
    to test the INTERFACE to the typical 80186
    computer I was using. Since thieves here
    in Ottawa stole my 2 Desktop computers,
    adding information on this robot, will be
    slow and sporadic! Stay tuned ! There will
     be many pages detailing GOOGLE_MAPS,
    and GOOGLE_TRANSLATE, as well as the
    robot GOOGLE itself.
    TYPICAL_IBM_TYPE_80186_COMPUTER
    This motherboard uses the INTEL 80186
    which hundreds of HIGH-END manufacturers
    produced. These were more expensive
    and powerful than the typical home computer.
    Kids and inexperienced computer people
    will tell you that there is no such thing
    as an 80-186 computer! (weren't there,
    didn't see it, didn't do it !    lol )
     I still HAVE this motherboard. Luckily, it
    was not in storage where over a hundred
    old computers were stolen by thieves. . .

      ABOVE :
    GOOGLE, the ROBOT

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Real Science is a fascinating subject,
unlike the decades of what
was typically taught in schools
that I endured, that tries to KILL
every shred of imagination, of
hope, of possibility, and instead,
fills the time with memorizations
of WHAT CAN NOT BE DONE!
Nothing can travel faster than
the speed of light...
Nothing can get colder than
absolute zero.
Matter can neither be created
nor destroyed... etc etc.

( All wrong! search Richard Feynman,
for a lecture on this! )

There are always a handful of
educators, scattered here and there,
who are interested and therefore
interesting, and who keep
mankind from falling back into
the Dark AGES !

With the String theory, and new
discoveries of the last few years,
we are on the brink of an entirely
new era - and I can't wait to see
what happens next! This is a
wondrous and magical time,
with the doors of science wide
open again - and the view is breathtaking!

**Clarke's Three Laws are three
"laws" of prediction formulated
by the British writer
             Arthur C. Clarke. They are:

1/ When a distinguished but elderly
scientist states that something
is possible, he is almost certainly
right. When he states that something
is impossible, he is very probably
wrong.
2/ The only way of discovering
the limits of the possible
is to venture a little way past
them into the impossible.
3/ Any sufficiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable from magic.

(thanks to wikipedia)

have fun

Robin Dusty Graves

( Life, is an experiment,
please don't destroy the Lab!
-- robindustygraves -- )
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Burning WATER (H2O) (H,H,O) (Di-Hydrogen Mon-Oxide)
instead of gasoline in your car:

kidbots.com/WEBADD/HYDROGEN_FUEL/HYDROGEN_FUEL.html

     LIFE     Is an Experiment -
     please don't destroy the Lab!
          -- robindustygraves --

kidbots.com/WEBADD/HYDROGEN_FUEL/HYDROGEN_FUEL.html

Remote Control "MUTE" button for BIRDS (Every Female must read! ) :

kidbots.com/WEBADD/INVENTIONS/BIRD_BRAINZ.html

kidbots.com/WEBADD/INVENTIONS/BIRD_BRAINZ.html

A growing number of INVENTIONS I have developed over the years:

kidbots.com/WEBADD/INVENTIONS/INVENTIONS.html

kidbots.com/WEBADD/INVENTIONS/INVENTIONS.html

An Invention of PERMANENT, FIXED, Fireworks, turned on with a flick of
a switch, every night!:

kidbots.com/WEBADD/VANCOUVER_LIGHTS/VANCOUVER_LIGHTS.html

kidbots.com/WEBADD/VANCOUVER_LIGHTS/VANCOUVER_LIGHTS.html

How to take an Obsolete old computer, like an 8088, 8086, 80186,
80188, 80286, 80386 etc, and old discarded electronics, to build a FREE,
home -made robot and controller:

kidbots.com

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So far, this winter, I am NOT far enough South... Just as the weather
got warm, and the roads were dry, we got a huge snowfall, that lasted
days! After shoveling snow for a few hours I built a 7- foot snowman,
that says it all!

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NEW : FEBRUARY, 2019      ABOVE

     DELIBERATELY MANUFACTURED Flaws, Hidden Back-Doors,
     Secret Master Keys, Defects, etc., in ALL typical locks sold in
     North America.

     B-AND-E-CROOKS.COM
     This will be an on - going look at the HORRID state of affairs of
     so-called "LOCKS" and Security, commonly used all over North
     America. Simply put, ANY locking system in North America is
     deliberately manufactured with well known flaws, exploits, tricks,
     secrets, etc., so that anyone who BOTHERS to type into Google
     can get over 1 Billion pages of "HOW TO OPEN ANY LOCK"-
     and, really, . . . . you actually CAN DO SO !

     This website will be constantly updated as I tear apart locks and
     take photographs of the deliberately manufactured FLAWS in
     typical locks. Horrifying and Shocking. . . . . Any 10 year old kid
     with 2 cheap "bump" keys, a pop-can, and the "Bump-proof"
     Secret MASTER key that all locksmiths and crooks have,
     can open almost any lock in your city!
                   Talk about "Latch Key Kid" !

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OTIS
MC DONALD

Otis McDonald gained
International attention
by winning a U.S. Supreme
Court case which ended laws
that had been in effect
since the days of SLAVERY.

.ABOVE: OTIS MCDONALD STANDS
IN FRONT OF THE COURT AFTER
WINNING THE HISTORIC VICTORY

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NEW : June 8th 2020
I was looking at the riots and turmoil in the
UNITED STATES over white vs. black
issues a few days ago, and thought that
there REALLY should be a T-SHIRT that
demarcates many individuals. Here is my
new design - never seen before !

ABOVE: while there are "SWAT"
"POLICE", SECURITY, etc., printed
everywhere, NO ONE yet has
worn the clear message :
INNOCENT BYSTANDER !
lol - order yours today!
just invented 3 days ago!
robin dusty graves

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